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19.09.2009 в 00:11

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Нашла на фэйсбуке [you are Russian if . . . .]
You know you’re Russian when...
1. Your car costs more than your college education
2. Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it at a club!
3. Your idea of a love song is a techno song
4. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone
5. People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on
something... and you probably can
6. Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyad" and ends with "nahuy"
like blyad poshla ti nahuy пиздец нахуй!11
7. You don't mind family get together's
8.You are somehow related to most of the people you know
9. You love to rock Versace, A/X and D&G
10. Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB
11. Your best friend is the same way as you
12. You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio
cologne).
13. *You smoke parliementz* они следят за мной!11
14. Everyone you know drives a maxima, altima, bmw, a lex Or the BeNZ
15. You drive by the park 20 times jus to see whose chillin
16. You can drink 4 bottles of vodka straight
17. You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka
18. You know more than 30 Lena's, Olga's, Anna's, Natasha's and Vikas
19. You sleep during the day wake up at 11pm and go out
20. Have a personalized license plate.
21. Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them
apart from the real ones."
22. Your typical night is movies, dinner and head in da FRONTSEAT
23. Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it
past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so
long.
24. When you were younger your grandma use to slap a cutletta between 2
pieces of bread and call it a hamburger.
25. Your Grandfather drives his Mercedes to pick up his Food stamps.
26. Your Grandparents drink 10 cups of tea a day using one tea bag.
27. Your dad tells you that if your good he'll take you to magdonalt, or
bunger ging.
28. You have a large area rug hanging on every wall in the house or
apartment.
29. Your Grandfather, father, and uncle own at least one Puma or Adidas
sweat suit.
30. You must say a toast before drinking

@темы: поперто, вах-вах!!, цитатник, он рожден летать, не смотри что ползет, скотина (с)