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Bilbo: Frodo, I'm going away and leaving you my magic gold ring.
Frodo: Wow, Your ring?
Bilbo: Yeah, hope you like it. Bye!
Door slams.
Door opens.
Bilbo: Oh, and the ring is cursed.
Door slams again.
*knock knock*
Frodo: Hi Gandalf.
Gandalf: Hey, nice ring.
Frodo: Yeah, and it's cursed!
Gandalf: Really? Does it have an inscription of ancient evil?
Frodo: Let's see... It says, "Brandon and Tanya Forever."
Gandalf: No, under that.
Frodo: Oh, here it is. "If found, please return to Sauron, Lord of Darkness."
Gandalf: Oooh that's bad. The Lord of Darkness probably has evil henchmen looking for it right now.
*knock knock*
Frodo: Who is it?
Voice: Evil henchman.
Door opens.
Frodo: Yes? What can I do for you?
Evil Henchman: The Lord of Darkness has lost his ring of evil. Do you have it?
Frodo: No.
Evil Henchman: Uhh.. What about his sunglasses of evil?
Frodo: Nope.
Evil Henchman: His keys to the evilmobile?
Frodo: No. Sorry, I have to go now. Bye.
Evil Henchman: Wait... Uh... What about his umbrella of doom?
Door slams.
Evil Henchman: ...His galoshes of wickedness?... Hello?....
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